It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Padre fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for San Diego!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for San Francisco!" and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants."
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night."

© Copyright 2013 Biscaya. Be nice. Collect from

feedback

Theme Options

Layout Style

Color Schemes

Bg Patterns (for boxed)

Bg Images (for boxed)



论文元器件介绍明日风尚怎么论文发表论文在校护生论文怎么抄写论文怎样生成目录页码论文元器件介绍论文中参考文献书籍论文在校护生论文中如何生成目录论文致谢放在参考文献论文征稿费用论文元器件介绍论文致谢在参考文献论文征稿费用论文在校护生论文质量的自我评价论文中符号用什么字体论文怎样生成目录页码论文怎样生成目录页码论文影视文学赏析论文中图片来源于网络论文摘要和前言一样吗论文中如何生成目录哪有最全的论文范文论文怎么建模宁波工程学院论文查重论文怎么抄写某中学教学楼设计论文论文影视文学赏析论文中案例分析的作用这是几本被被洋流裹挟上岸的日记。幸而有密封袋的包裹,其中受损的文字不多。它们的主人大概已经不在人世了,但其中的记录与坚持必定将激励我们,一步步战胜这末世,让人类能在生态迥异的末世里开辟出一片属于人类自己的乐土。公元前228年秦军兵临易水,燕国告急,燕太子丹召开武林大会,推选刺秦使者。身为刺秦使者的秦天雨得妻子皓月公主劝导,为了天下一统大和,转身变成护秦人,致使荆轲刺秦失败,自己也招来杀身之祸。燕二公子为制造混乱,散布谣言,致使秦王政要诛杀六国贵族的三千后裔,徐福为救三千孩童,谎称海外寻访仙丹带领三千孩童东渡。秦天雨之子秦风逃到东胡,秉承父志维护和平,揭发了东胡人制造匈奴与大秦战争的诡计,秦风逃避东胡人追杀,也逃到了东瀛,得遇鬼谷子,学得上乘武功,又重遇亲弟。兄弟二人重回中原报父仇,除奸恶,东瀛人来中原本意是帮秦风报大仇,却贪恋中原大好河山,趁楚汉相争之际侵略中原,秦风如何罢止楚汉内战,一致对外。力拔山盖,不可一世的项羽又为何败给了刘邦,项羽为何不划江而治,秦风为何不一统天下,成为天下共主,而宁愿选择隐居世外桃源…穿越到灵异世界后,林尘凭借着不同口径的真理,成功将正义砸进了各式鬼怪的脑子里。 但是,本该普通的除(火)灵(力)日(覆)常(盖)突然间变了一个模样,犹如末日的舞台一般,无数人鬼粉墨登场。 水库里的奇怪管理员、荒芜一人的李家村、山阳中学的神秘木雕、深藏在积雪下的冰尸..... 没有一个人能够独善其身,没有一个人能够幸免于难。 这次的故事,讲的是鬼,说的是人。 ...... 位卑不敢忘族,匹夫一怒,尚且血溅五步,小人物也有大情怀,天启大陆种族共存,大小势力无数,一轮墨绿色翡翠圆盘,让林风从微末中崛起。 常情有些口渴,嗓子发干,说的话只有自己听得见,她想喝水,特别想喝肯德基里的加冰可乐,目光在破庙游走了一圈,发现神像后面有个小木桶,她站起身走到木桶前,木桶里面有一个舀子和干净的水,她拿起舀子装了半瓢水送到唇边,犹豫了几秒,仰头一饮而尽。 水很甜,口感和农夫山泉差不多,实在太渴了,此刻就算水里有毒,她也会喝下它。刚把舀子放回木桶,常情傻了,因为她看到木桶的水中倒映着另外一个人的脸。 水里是一张男子的脸,常情靠近仔细看,这男子年轻俊秀,穿着纯白的古装衣服,黑发齐腰,用白色的宽飘带束在头顶,模样十分好看。 “这不是我!怎么是男人?”常情摸着自己的脸,“这是谁?穿着古装!我穿越了······” 穿越成落魄的破烂仙神后,常情在寻找回现代的过程中又遇到了烽火可戏诸侯,他,他,他竟然成了鬼王丰羁! 【我可以回家吗?】 【我让人找过了,提瓦特大陆不在这个世界,也就是说,你可能回不去了。】 【我需要回去,那里有我的朋友、战友……】 【我帮你,不过,你可能需要在这里呆一会儿,巴尔泽布,或者说,雷电将军小姐】 邹锦辉看着面前的女孩,露出了一丝微笑。 雷电将军想了想,点了点头。 因为 是这个人,在自己受伤和虚弱的时候,救了自己。 【那么,你想要什么东西报答呢?】雷电将军笑着问对方。 【以后再说吧】 邹锦辉看着她,笑了笑。宋世在机缘巧合之下来到了一个光怪陆离的世界,与他同来的还有一个神秘系统,在系统之中只要存在的功法武技,都能通过贡献点获得。 宋世:那岂不是游戏中那些屌炸酷炫的技能也行? 狂风绝息斩、瞬狱影杀阵……诸如此类的武技竟然还能随着宋世系统的升级而升级。 在修真时代,看宋世以另类的武技功法征服各个世界……一个时代的开启,英雄的诞生。朝词:“如果一切早已注定,那存在的意义是什么?” 白娣:“今生又怎续前缘?” 知秋:“如果可以,我宁愿一辈子都待在深宫锁院中。” 巴格图拉:“原来,恨也是有温度的。”生如蝼蚁当有鸿鹄之志,命薄似纸应有不屈之心! 大商末年,天下大乱,群雄逐鹿。 一代天骄叶青林横空出世,平四方,定天下,统一乱局,建立了不朽王朝——大屹帝国。 数十年后,江湖上风云再起,朝堂中波诡云谲。 一个偏远小镇走出来的少年,谱写了一段可歌可泣的传奇故事。
被系统诅咒以后,我玩得更花了 破解版人生 什么?我居然没有系统? 第5纪元 万噬龙皇 神选战队 奥斯克英雄传 篮坛教父:开局执教大姚夺冠 塞罕坝:开局就是王炸 丹经启始 万古绝顶 诸天传说系列集 洛阳亭 这就是火之意志 大焱皇子 护客人 我真的不是无敌的 死亡诞生序曲 乱世枭雄曹孟德 宁波工程学院论文查重 论文质量的自我评价 论文中华老字号品牌 论文怎样生成目录页码 明日风尚怎么论文发表 某中学教学楼设计论文 论文中华老字号品牌 论文致谢和参考文献 宁旭 医学论文 论文致谢在参考文献 论文中期检查汇报表 论文中期检查汇报表 哪有最全的论文范文 论文质量的自我评价 论文元器件介绍 论文怎么建模 论文中期答辩汇报表 宁波工程学院论文查重 论文中作者信息 论文在校护生 论文指导教师批阅意见 论文在校护生 论文中作者信息 论文摘要和前言一样吗 论文致谢放在参考文献 论文引用影视作品 宁波工程学院论文查重 论文中作者信息 论文中作者信息 宁旭 医学论文 论文怎样生成目录页码 论文指导教师批阅意见 论文怎么抄写 论文元器件介绍 哪有最全的论文范文 论文怎么建模 论文怎么抄写 论文中华老字号品牌 哪有最全的论文范文 论文在知网测了三次 论文怎么建模 论文致谢和参考文献 论文影视文学赏析 论文中期答辩汇报表 论文征稿费用 论文指导教师批阅意见 论文中期检查汇报表 论文怎么建模 论文引用影视作品 论文中符号用什么字体 亚星官网 亚星官网 亚星游戏官网 亚星官网 亚星官网 圣元魔尊 谁还没个外挂 凭栏闻潇潇 烽烟有点呛 埋骨何须桑梓地 万利官网 皇冠登3出租 百家乐官网 欧博游戏官网 欧博官网 宁旭 医学论文 论文怎么抄写 论文怎样生成目录页码 论文怎么建模 哪有最全的论文范文 论文中符号用什么字体 论文中如何生成目录 论文怎样生成目录页码 论文语序修改 论文引用影视作品 论文致谢放在参考文献 论文影视文学赏析 论文在校护生 论文质量的自我评价 论文在知网测了三次 论文中作者信息 论文怎么建模 论文中案例分析的作用 论文中参考文献书籍 论文中案例分析的作用 论文怎样生成目录页码 宁波工程学院论文查重 论文怎样生成目录页码 论文中参考文献书籍 论文征稿费用 论文怎样生成目录页码 论文中如何生成目录 论文征稿费用 论文致谢放在参考文献 论文中期答辩汇报表